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I wonder what the last commit message of my career will be.
I wonder what my last commit at each job was. I'll bet it was boring. About 10% of my commit messages are genuinely interesting.
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"it's possible i buried a self delete timebomb in one of our repos years ago. enjoy looking for it just incase assholes"
fixed another typo
Fuck it I quit
"Merge pull request #8 from [branch name]"
Not the most exciting but hey, someone has to do it.
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chore: ensure it's God's divine intellect
haaaands
This is pretty funny, but now I want to watermark all of my future work with outdated "Made With ..." Stickers.
"Made With Printshop Deluxe!" "Made With Microsoft Works!" "Sent From my Sidekick!"
Beta 0.9.9.9.9.9
"update doc to reflect reality still more"
Fixed tests.
Mod: Added delay to let switches settle
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usually the commits at the end of the day when I haven't finished a task yet. It will be squashed and disappear eventually.
“Again, Josh? Stop it.”
Change port to 8080 because stupid container locks down 80
Fixes
Added zip code to the reseller portal when batch-creating transactions in
I try to start off descriptive, in case I want to diff a few changes back. After that, sometimes I write notes or general reflections on life in there... Until yesterday I thought no one was reading them
Changed index.html
Formatting fixes
Something along the lines of "I don't know what this does, I wrote this code two weeks ago"
Refactoring for the EU region.
Reusing Terraform projects for the win.
"cleanup" lol
chore: replaced println() with proper logging util
I forgot to replace them water finishing debugging.
Lint issue
latest cargo crates updated
Stuff
Minor text fixes
Update
Lots of updates (it's a private repo and I'm bad at doing smaller individual commits!)
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Fixin’ thangz
Quack quack
1.1
My commits are a little too specific to post here, lmao. I likely put too much info into them, I’m still trying to get a good balance.
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Uhh it's on a foss project so imma not dox myself lmao
"Couldn't count all the stuff"
feature suggestion but "hyprcursor"