I mean, if we are going to get technical he probably also shat himself too.
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His last words may have been something akin to "oh fuck, don't look! Nobody'd better mention this part in my biography!"
Eloi Eloi, lama sabacthani
He is risen
Jesus was hung on a cross
Jesus wasn't hanged, but he sure was hung.
Denying that Jesus probably had an erection on the cross is a negation of the human nature of Christ, thus an heresy.
an heresy
an heresy
an heresy
And it took him 3 days to rise again, so was probably also suffering from ED.
The Res-erection of Christ
Died with an erection or are the parishioners unable to get an erection anymore because Jesus took it away from them??
It’s a sin to get an erection, so Jesus took the burden and got the hardest cock you’ve ever seen.
No wonder Mary Magdalene (??) got along so well with him.
We’re really getting into Game of Thrones territory now…
It's not about seeing the holy cock, it's about feeling it
Now that's a Jesus that can get behind me....... I mean I can get behind!
Jesus is a switch?
I am the gate; whoever enters through me will be saved.[a] They will come in and go out, and find pasture. John 10:9
They will come in and go out,
Giggidy
Jesus is a checkbox
Did he has enough blood to form a bonner?
I can't see it. Is it a picture?
Really short video. Huh, works for me.
That's on me, probs. All combinations of client\web and regular\VPN show a blank line with no content though. Can you drop a link to what you've embedded here?
I think the real question here is whether Jesus died with an erection or died from an erection.
Did he ride a donkey or ride like a donkey?
I don’t know how to answer your question about the donkey, but the cross was erected.
So Jesus died on an erection?
That’s technically correct.
Angel lust is a common phenomenon. This is not entirely implausible.
flag with erection
they hated him for speaking the truth
This is what you get when are not sleeping during biology classes.