"Rewrite the internet in C"
this post was submitted on 13 May 2024
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We could call it β¦ WebAssembly! And now itβs a C compilation target, which means we can run Node.js in the browser, to get a javascript runtime :)
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This would somehow be worse than JS
If you are not talking about the past, present and future of Hannah Montana Linux I'm not even talking to you.
I am the Excel/Ubuntu person π³
I still love you
Meh. I'd say we tie him to a post and burn the heretic.
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yea, no thanks - "the grind" mindset is just capitalism worming itself into your brain
yup, but the meme makes fun of that mindset and the original meme template in my opinion
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They also all need to be using librebooted computers (Thinkpad and Optiplex)
s/librebooted/canoebooted/
it's honestly quite strange. The Libreboot term has been known for years to refer to the fully free bios project. Then they merged osboot and Libreboot so now libreboot contains proprietary blobs. Then they decided to make a new project canoeboot, which is basically the new libreboot.
so they went from having:
- osboot
- libreboot
to having:
- canoeboot
- libreboot
All they seemed to have done is confuse.
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Ah, yes, ANOTHER post trying to make Linux seem impenetrable and elitist with an attack on Ubuntu - I swear you guys must work for Microsoft.
Ah, yes, another user offended by a joke posted to a community with memes.
average 5 year ubuntu user
Stalks my post history to find out I use Ubuntu for my daily driver. Didn't mention I've been using Linux since before the twin towers fell and am a long term open source dev and contributor...
Almost like you purposely chose to be deceptive or something. I know it wasn't a choice though, this kind of immorality comes naturally to you and maybe you're not even aware of it. You should try and work on it though, you'll be amazed how much better a life of radical self awareness is.
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Isn't it embarrassing using the same excuses as every 4chan racist and misogynist?
You're affecting how people perceive Linux and doing so in a negative way, I'm not going to try and stop you or anything but I am going to say I think you're a bad person working against all the efforts and hard work of people trying to make a better world.
How you feel about it is upto you.
Oh and of course this was just a joke so you have to laugh and agree, right?
This is not a joke. If you don't wake up at 4 am to start harassing windows users, you will never become a GNU/Linux Trillionaire.
I simply envy you because you live in some world where this is the problem worth discussing and getting angry. Or your head is full of shit. It's probably the latter, given that you put people joking about Arch Linux to the same category as racists and misogynists. In this case, I don't envy, but pity you.
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Ubuntu sucks. Not because it's for newbies, it's because better, new user friendlier options like mint exist.
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Man, I wish there were more people around me who cared about discussing Linux and open source software. Only one person I know actually understands it, but heβs still running windows for games and programming.
windows [...] programming.
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People drink the Microsoft Kool aid, it's called money, they generally want it.
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I like Ubuntu π
Don't worry, once the others graduate school, break their arch install, and don't have the free time to reinstall it, they'll like Ubuntu too. π
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Where Nix/Lix/Auxolotl/NixOS?
there was only space for 5 things ( *** Debloat Mindset *** )
I'll allow it. But I can't promise anything from the void crowd.
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Every day this sub is in the active feed and I could not be more removed from the intended audience lol
This will continue until you're part of the intended audience.
spoiler
Okay, it won't stop even then.
DiCaprio would object to people older than 25 being in his group
What if we discuss Debian?
You're smart just not an elitist.
What if I use Ubuntu but I'd rather talk about the kernel than distros?
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This is real. This is why my friends are lame now. Not the kids or jobs.
They're still on Windows
Wait, there's someone here aware of hardened gentoo? Well I'll be damned! Come out of the shadows, fellas!
People should be talking about void. Such bullshit. :p
Called it!
But how can you talk about it if it has no type and no defined sizeof
Nah, that way, I can be the Alpha-Nerd in my circle, getting all the clout when I help them out with a command-line-command that contains awk.
Jokes on you! I'm older than 30!
Hardened gentoo was great when grsecurity had their kernel patches opened freely to the public, but now idk. I'm more into hardenedbsd than anything gentoo nowadays.
What's a ubuntoo?
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