After a round of trying press interviews, Kristi Noem prefers to take time to let her hair down, take off her make-up, and really enjoy a meal for once.

Capitalism

The waiter telling you that this was not an all you can eat buffet and you have to pay for everything you just ate.

ERMAHGERD WYRMS

me eating 800 calories worth of leftovers over the kitchen sink at 1 am

Are you not entertained?

Oh! You're home early!

bremdstimks

Relationship goals

happy, moisturised, in my lane, flourishing

I promise I can stop anytime.

Serious question: why do they always look like they are looking right at you? is it that they’re absorbing all the light all around them and the dark spot is just “your” light?

Voulez-vous une baguette?

Would you like a baguette?

(I use Google translate so if it's bad don't blame me)

Naked Lunch

This isn't what it looks like

Screenshot from groundbreaking new release of kaiju + tentacle porn is a must watch.

Double fisting bruh!

Ah, yes. A new challenger. Please come forward.

I saved you one

"Now kiss."

Honey! I'm home!

Best three-way ever!!

“I can has werm-burger? “

Forbidden foursome

double food cricket

Lunch time

having your cake, and eating it too

Ayyy! Caramba!

Oh, would you like some?

First image of Joost Klein's disqualifying behavior at the Eurovision Song Contest

It's time to party, you get the beer, I got the grub.

Caterpillar-chucks!