It’s that daft haircut, he’s adopted a different style recently and suddenly looked 10x more human.
No amount of barbers can disguise the blokes behaviour though.
this post was submitted on 14 May 2024
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IIRC, he does that to resemble Caeser Augustus or something to that effect..
It's never not fashionable to style oneself after inbred royalty.
It took him 20 years, but I think guy finally figured that out
Such a daft bloke.
daftpilled blokemaxxer
if you’re talking about that recent pic of him floating around with a chain and a bread, that was an AI doctored photo
"This bird appears to have been lying in the sun for some time."
Humans cook their food
Ugh yes I was told to prepare for that. I will try some of your burnt replicated bird meat.
I love that Mark's just a regular guy.
The thing is.. everyone is a regular guy.
All the movie stars, famous musicians, politicians and renowned scientists, yes, those are all regular guys too. They eat, shit and fall asleep on a pillow every night or about as much as regular people do and usually not all at once. 2 arms 2 legs 1 head and so. Mostly. A bit above average perhaps, but generally they have a regular number of limbs.
Mark likely does all those regular things just as well as regular guys.
However.. Someone who goes on a live stream to introduce his new cutting edge technology by staring into a camera without blinking for 45 minutes endlessly mumbling about smoked meats while rocking a caesarian haircut. That's also perfectly regular.... for a lizard.
They eat, shit and fall asleep
what?
oh there is a comma there
I was only taught one comma rule in English: "if in doubt, leave it out ". In this case I would advise you to leave it in.
However it's your pillow. You make the bed that you sleep in.
honestly i have no problem if zuck eats shit
All the movie stars, famous musicians, politicians and renowned scientists, yes, those are all regular guys too.
Today I learned... I'm a regular guy?
Huh.
With all respect, yes, I hope so.
It's weird I always thought of you as the Joker's sidekick
He tries so hard, god bless
what was this about mortar shells ?
Fireworks
haaaaaaaahhh
He's so normal, I'm in love! 😍
Was this written by a vegan?
I can't tell if this is real or not
Mortar shells? uhhh I'm not sure what mortar shells he's been around or how he's cooking that meat but those are two sounds that should not align.
Mortar shells are fireworks
Better but still not how your grill should sound...
The grill doesn't sound like fireworks, but using it reminds this human of holidays that are associated with both meat cooked over an open flame and fireworks. 4th of July in the US is what the meme is talking about.
Does that replenish his energy in his testicle too
in my lane unbothered.