Didn't realize how big this is. My girlfriend was downright honored when I let her aim.
this post was submitted on 22 May 2024
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like sitting in the big chair on the enterprise bridge
"fire at will!"
beholder? More like peholder
Awwwwww yeah
wait, this is a thing some people wanna do?? I wonder if I should ask my partner if they want this.
If you ask a group of men what's the first thing they would do if they woke up as a woman, almost all of them say something about sex.
If you ask a group of women what's the first thing they would do if they woke up as a man, almost all of them say something about peeing on random objects/in random places.
Can't wait to disappoint a girl by telling her I piss sitting down.
You think they won't still hold it? (By it i mean your peanits)
I do but only at home. I'm not tryna clean up my misses lol
Huh
So it doesn't just happen to me...
I’ve had a couple of women follow me in to public toilets and commandeer aim. I had to muster unbelievable levels of concentration to get it done. Some bit of my brain has never worked at that level before or since.
Wait. So this is real? Huh.
If you hold it perpendicular to the person it will exert maximum backwards thrust on the person which may cause the system to move backwards.
Women: Buy yourself a liberpee. It will set you free.