The unanimous verdict was the first popular vote he ever won
this post was submitted on 30 May 2024
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"Observers note that earning these felony convictions fly in the face of Trump’s long documented history of never lifting a finger to do real work in his 77 years on this planet. Despite subsisting entirely on family wealth and business connections, having his reputation as a shrewd businessman created out of whole cloth by reality TV producers, and clinching the 2016 presidential election with massive help from Russian cyber operations, Trump has finally earned a criminal conviction entirely on his own."
Gold.
I see no parody in this.
He earned the contempt of almost all of New York.
This is how he was given a golden opportunity to get in good with the Manhattan highrollers, and how he threw it away through his own stupidity, greed, and arrogance.
Idk. He kind of inherited the ill will of New Yorkers from his dad too.
I bet they've just been bursting to use this one.
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