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TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name

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[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 54 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I took a shit FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago

I'm currently shitting for the glory of the empire. And, so far, it is a glorious battle indeed.

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 52 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Posting a meme for the glory of the Empire!

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[–] cheesymoonshadow@lemmings.world 36 points 10 months ago

I just cleaned the litterbox FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[–] Atlas_@lemmy.world 33 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I missed my flight FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That sucks, I'm sorry to hear it FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

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[–] foofiepie@lemmy.world 28 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I finished a gin and tonic FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

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[–] BubbleMonkey@slrpnk.net 24 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I cleaned my turtle tank and gave him a better view of the TV, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Turtle's gotta watch his stories, FOR THE FLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[–] BubbleMonkey@slrpnk.net 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, his tank mate died dishonorably, back in November, of illness, and I wasn’t merciful enough to send her to Suto’vo’qur. This keeps him from succumbing to his emotional weakness and boredom. Can’t have him also doing a dishonorable; FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I am sorry for your loss FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[–] BubbleMonkey@slrpnk.net 9 points 10 months ago

Thank you. I lost nearly all of my established animals, mostly unexpected (three cats and the turtle), last year jul-nov and it was real tough, so.. genuinely thank you.

I will, however, maintain the sctick FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE.

[–] greedytacothief@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago

Looked at the pricing to rent a van in the UK, For the glory of the empire!

[–] SGG@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I woke up with morning wood FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (4 children)

That was 2 hours ago according to my instance, so I hope it has subsided by now otherwise you should consider seeking medical advice FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

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[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I looked at pricing for season tickets to an amusement park for the glory of the empire!

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[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 23 points 10 months ago

Image search yielded solid results... Roller coaster

[–] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago

Sat on the couch for the glory of the empire!

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I played with my toddler FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Just don't leave for prune juice like Worf did and never come back. Even if it is FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

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[–] ving_thor@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I did my Duolingo lesson for the glory of the empire!

[–] d00ery@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

I hope it was Klingon, for the the glory of the empire.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ate lunch, for the glory of the Empire!

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I have contacted the Finance Department FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

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This invoice must be paid FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

I played with a kitten FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[–] letsgo@lemm.ee 12 points 10 months ago

I gave my shorts to my wife so she could wash them, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[–] 5ibelius9insterberg@feddit.de 12 points 10 months ago

Washed the dishes FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[–] Jyrdano@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I cleaned the vomit stain off the plush Darth Vader FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

May I ask how the vomit got there FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE?

[–] Jyrdano@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

My cat had thrown up all over my bed FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

I read this meme, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE.

[–] lengau@midwest.social 11 points 10 months ago

Cuddled my cat FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[–] jelloeater85@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

I took, just took a shit, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!!

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[–] yukichigai@kbin.social 10 points 10 months ago

I just ate a burrito for the glory of the Empire!

[–] TyroTheFox@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I watched Mythbusters on my laptop in my hotel room FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

You're supposed to watch porn in a hotel room FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

I sit on the toilet, for the glory of the empire

[–] EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Masturbated to cat girl hentai for the glory of the empire!

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[–] Lemming421@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

Crushed three apples into juice FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[–] copymyjalopy@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Sat in traffic, For the Glory of the Empire!!!!

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

I picked up dog shit for the glory of the empire.

[–] verity_kindle@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Cried in frustration FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

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[–] Damage@feddit.it 9 points 10 months ago

I brushed my teeth FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE

[–] apocalypticat@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Pumped some iron for the glory of the empire!

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[–] bane_killgrind@kbin.social 8 points 10 months ago

Marking construction documents for design correction for the glory of the empire!

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