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He fell into a well, actually

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Another version (extra cold, I think!):

Did you hear about the mansplainer who fell into a hole?

It was a well, actually.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

That makes a lot more sense and now is actually funny.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Yours actually makes sense. At least written anyway, if you say the joke I'm sure you could emphasise the "Well, actually.." just right.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)

How did the hipster burn his mouth?

He drank his coffee before it was cool

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

That deserved its own post.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Maybe I'm being dense, but I'm gonna need a mansplanation for this one.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Well, actually the joke is making fun of the way certain people explain things to people they think are dumber than them. But don't you worry your pretty little noggin. We'll make sure you understand this joke.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Struggling over whether to upvote, downvote, both, or neither 🤔

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This is why you should have three lemmy accounts: One to upvote, one to downvote, and one to do neither.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

I feel like some effort could be saved on that third one by not actually making the account until the "neither" button is added ;P

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Upvote, downvote, leftvote, rightvote?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Upvote, upvote, downvote, downvote, leftvote, rightvote, leftvote, rightvote, bvote, avote, startvote!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Interestingly, both, and neither do the same thing here.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

I think it’s a play on “well, actually blah blah blah fact maybe” rebuttals.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Hate when I catch myself "Well, actually"ing. I'll either try to reword it to not sound so dickish or I'll discard it if I think it's not actually helpful or interesting.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

I think I've eliminated the "[well, ]actually" from my speech patterns (unless using it sparingly for comedic effect) due to the memes as well. Turns out the dumb internet image macros can have a positive impact after all.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Just omit either "well" or "actually". Maybe swap both for "surprisingly" or "unfortunately" depending on the context of the correction. I understand the struggle :(

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Typical Redditor lol

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My wife asked me what "mansplaining" is and now I'm not sure how to answer her.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

you're in a dangerous loop.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Accurate representation of wish fulfillment.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

@Arsenal4ever

He fell into a well, actually

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Actually it was a tree, he fell into a tree from a great height

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I guess he couldn't see that well.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Well well well...

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago

They didn't.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 2 years ago

on mastodon, saying anything as a guy is mansplaining