Teenage mutant ninja…boars.
this post was submitted on 30 Aug 2023
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The blurb mentions Chernobyl.
Radfauna. Fantastic. The Falloutification of the planet begins with the boars.
This isn’t the first lol. They just finally determined that the radioactivity in these boars is from weapons testing and not the Chernobyl disaster like they originally thought.
History books in a 100 years: but everything changed when the nuclear boar nation attacked
I'm waking up to ~~ash and dust~~ radioactive boars.
Cody Johnston sweating intensifies