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The inability to know the difference between "one" and "on".

I love cats butndigs are cool too.

I prefer Cats

Lesbians famously have several dogs, what?

Who knows. I'm straight and I don't care for a dog's energy at all, which is unfortunate because nearly every dog I meet really loves me. They're just not my thing. They're stiff, they're clacky, they're clumsy, and they stink. They climb up and try with all their strength to get their mouths/noses right up in my face, and I hate it.

I am nice to them, though. Don't get me wrong. They don't know that I don't like them.

The cats are taking over, obviously

What happened to white women fuckin' their dogs?

That used to be a thing among that list, so you'd think they end up on the "prefers dogs" part.