Fine, Oracle's cloud it is then.
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Fine, I'll use GCP then.
This is dumb. Just buy 100 million worth of gold. Then even if you lose the bet on a technicality, you still have 100 million in gold.
Yes, I know I'm overthinking this joke about Amazon's ridiculous pricing.
Here i will need 50$ for logging and 40$ for Github Security Scan in a nutshell
- AWS
most expensive hoise in seattle on redfin is 25 mil
5 car garage, so fill that up with a rimac nevera, a singer 911, some sort of koenigsegg, some kind of bugatti, and a sensible daily like a turbo gt taycan wagon if they ever make one
a few watches from the insane seven-figure watch brands like richard mille, jacob & co, whoever the fuck else
not even halfway to 100mil and I'm already tired of this thought experiment. yacht and jet i guess
Can I buy a house?
For the last time, We're not increasing the budget !
Just be quick, or you may not have enough money.
This genie must've read or watched Brewster's Millions.
someone else's computer*
I'm going to get the most overpriced ai service I can possibly find to say "gib" over and over and over until it's all gone.
The hobbits are leaving to Isengard!
I'll buy a server farm and train an LLM. Won't take the whole month.
in any case, the genie didnt account for taxes, so ill probably have a much easier time running the two pennies left into the ground
easy, just buy someones small passion project for 100m.