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[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

That was ... weird.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

eww. I can spit on it if you want the saliva.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Oh, missed Rize in the title. Basically my ancestral homeland occupied by Turks.

I don't have stats on how many times his hand was refused that kiss in which area, but I'm proud preventively.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (8 children)

ERDOGAN BAD HURR DURR

Such a great comment section as always. Sometimes I genuinely feel (or rather hope) that most people commenting are 14 years old or younger, but I know they're probably not.

Not that anyone not hyper-propagandized needed to see the obvious reality of this "infamous" slap for themselves, but it says a lot that no one even bothered to look it up before circlejerking to this article which was written exactly for the great minds that would fall for it. I picked a BILD link for you because you share the same level of intelligence with their audience.

Is it impossible to disagree, oppose, hate, or even fight people, without falling for propaganda-produced stereotype-infused cartoonish characterizations relayed via such silly stories?

And the best part is the complete lack of self-awareness among those circlejerking themselves to these stories.

That Israel is anti-Erdogan now angel was quite the addition to the collective retardation though. lmao.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Mesut Özil! I’d never have you down for being this good at English! You’re using an AI, right?

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I wonder what kind of parents that kid has

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

Normal, a child shouldn't be forced to kiss elders.

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