Greentext

6219 readers

1027 users here now

This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

founded 2 years ago

MODERATORS

[email protected]

1021

Anon wants to play a game (lemmy.today)

submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

124 comments fedilink hide all child comments

(page 2) 50 comments

sorted by: hot top controversial new old

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Gatorade

Pregnancy tests

Plan B

load more comments (1 replies)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Duct tape, Rope, newspaper

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Super hard mode: 2 items

Vaginal cream and a fly swatter

[–] Klnsfw 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Frozen pizza and canned pineapple

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

This is the best one so far 😂

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Bleach, a saw, and cat litter.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Frozen pizza
Baking sheets
Sliced pineapple

load more comments (2 replies)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Rope Duct tape Zip ties

Keep it simple.

load more comments (1 replies)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

a turkey baster and bleach

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I've got this. Showing up with just these items in your basket at Walmart would be certain to raise questions:

One script for a pilot of a series about the adventures of Thom Bombadil
One 1/2 scale, fully functional zamboni emblazoned with the San Jose Sharks team logo
One 1.75l bottle of Kirkland Signature French Vodka