Dad Jokes
Description
This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.
Rules
- Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to [email protected]
- Must post text, image (e.g., meme), or direct link. Do not post external links that cannot be viewed directly from the community (e.g., link to joke website, Facebook, Instagram, etc.)
- Follow Lemmy.World Code of Conduct
This may be the perfect dad joke.
Forced puns are well and good, but the true essence of dad jokes is trolling - and this nails it.
What’s red and tastes like blue paint?
Red paint.
What's brown and sticky?
Chocolate except I spilled glue on it
Sir that is a grandpa joke.
A stick!
I love this one, always gets a chuckle.
Got a nice eye roll out of this one from the wife. Mission accomplished.
Just told this one to my son.
Him: "I could have said Mom's foot, or my sister's foot, or anyone else's foot!"
Me: "But you didn't."
God.
Good one dad !
So are you coming home tonight? Mom is cooking spaghetti, with the very big meat balls, just the way you like. It's been 15 years dad.
What'd the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Supplies!
Ps how do you do spoiler tags in lemmy?
Why do I keep coming back to read dad jokes even though they fill me with rage?
booooooooooo
Are dad riddles a thing? I think they should be a thing if not.
Wow, thanks dad. slow clap