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[–] Inucune@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You shove a knife in it, twist, and cut it out in chunks.

[–] lemmefixdat4u@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Ah, the Bobbitt technique!

(Does he really expect us to believe there was a hot dog under the sofa?)

[–] 44razorsedge@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Switch the vacuum from "SUCK" to "BLOW". Or use the corkscrew. No, definitely use the corkscrew.

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Broomstick.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Does anyone know how to get a broomstick out of an anus? Asking for a tiny faced friend.