Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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You planet.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Vegan dishes are fine, but you should also have something meteor. The important thing is to not doubt yourself on the space theme, but really comet.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Your pun game is out of this world.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

My girlfriend and I are organizing a space party coming up. I just told her this joke and got a "oh my god" from her. It was beautiful.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

This joke is out of this world

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

C'mon, it's not rocket science, sun. Just call some friends and ask them to come rover. Or go and rent some Venus.