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[–] [email protected] 35 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Why would somebody own 700 dildos. Also imagine having such am insatiable sex drive where you structure your life around it, what kind of meaning do you derive from thay kind of existence

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

generally, when one has a large dildo collection, very few are self purchased.

regardless of gender, those who enjoy dildos are likely to draw thirsty motherfuckers. those thirsty folk tend to buy them many dildos.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

Why would somebody own 700 dildos.

They say variety is the spice of life. /s

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

People collect many things. Why would dildos be any different?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

It's not just the dildos, it's the thousands of bottles of baby oil that come with it.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I can kind of figure out the dildo thing by context and comments, but not the scene.

Someone wanna help me out?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

P Diddy is on trial for having a huge drug, sex and human trafficking ring and had like 10,000 tonnes of lube and baby oil in his house, and I guess dildos also.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

I just read up on this and I saw they found thousands of bottles of lube and baby oil, but not thousands of tonnes. No mention of dildos that I could find, though I'm sure he had plenty for his "freak offs."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

700 letters to santa

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Wtf is with that censoring

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Gonna take a gamble and assume it’s because that scene didn’t actually have a pile of dildos on the judge’s desk.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

I thought someone had edited a bunch of dildos there and someone else came and censored them. Lazy to just skip to censoring tbqh

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

I remember a greentext(?) about someone realising that they could order a batch quantity (a 1000 i think) of dildos on aliexpress or alibaba just for the sake of it, and the ammount would mean each would cost like 1$.

I would send it, i probably have it downloaded somewhere, but it was over a year ago so it's practically lost now