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[–] [email protected] 36 points 7 months ago (1 children)

i once shaved my head (during one surge of lockdown mania) and that was the day i found out my skull shape is whack, not a cone, but certainly whack, i'm sticking to having hair, if my genetics allow of course

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I"m going to need you to elaborate on whack

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

idk man, the shape of my skull is just not aesthetically pleasing imo

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

right OK. the way you said this reminds me of my favorite poster on bluesky. Id say you might like this guy https://bsky.app/profile/cashlin.bsky.social

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Bowl shaped probably

[–] [email protected] 26 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Looks like the close-up of an elbow. They can also make up for an ass crack or a fake vagina. What a versatile part of our body!

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago (3 children)

If that's not shopped then he looks like a conehead

[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago

If that's not shopped then he looks like a conehead

Correct.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

That is funny. Ah ah ah.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Looks like a boob to me...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Looks like a person's chin from below.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I saw it as shot at chest level black shirt with a hole cut out and phone blocking nipple. It wasn't until i read comments i saw it was a guy from france