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Pornhub statistics don't lie rule in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago

That, plus others' inability to have as much happy sex as they'd like, is about 90% the reason humanity is the way it is

Nicole endgame in c/[email protected]
Time to double down on the metric system in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You slim

Nicole endgame in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Ping

Nicole endgame in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Good. Can you keep us updated?

I'm just happy you thought it was funny, dear in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 week ago (4 children)

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It's a beautiful thing in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Those first three words really make that response far more wholesome than it would've been otherwise

Full Glass of Wine | TheJenkins in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago

It's never seen one

Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

I can't say it slowly once

I looked it up and this is real in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

you dodge... Iran for politics

Except Northern Iran, from the looks of it

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Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu (en.m.wikipedia.org)
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Social identity is a helluva drug in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Like you all didn't just try to get us all to vote for a literally brain-dead guy who let you get poorer for four years.

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Honest mistake in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

I had such a brain fart reading this... I couldn't remember the word 'moose' because I couldn't shake the word 'elk' from my brain (despite knowing it was supposed to be a word similar to 'muse')

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My friend said I had nice knuckles (lemmy.world)
 

I thought, "that's a back-handed compliment"

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Minimum wage (lemmy.world)
 

Context: —

Guy on the left: typical ancap/neolib/oligarchy etc

Guy on the right: believes all basic necessities should be provided, either directly or by sufficient UBI

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Carrots (lemmy.world)
 
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The Popeye theme tune is basically a limerick (lemmy.world)
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Anyone else see two 'Wallace and Gromit'–style dogs looking at each other? (lemmy.world)
 
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Slushies are ice lava (lemmy.world)
 
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This product will eliminate odours in your home, but only in one plane (lemmy.world)
 
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What are the odds of choosing 7 or more face cards (jacks/queens/kings/aces) from 8 random playing cards? (lemmy.world)
 

I get about 1/1772 but I'm not confident

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Be change wish see (lemmy.world)
 
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Did you know a characteristic of killer whales is that they work together? (lemmy.world)
 

The orcas' trait is they orchestrate

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Can we all agree that whatever version of predictive text we have nowadays is crap, and has been for a long time? (lemmy.world)
 

I'm sick of random capitalisations mid sentence. I'm sick of common words being replaced by less common ones or even downright nonsense. I'm sick of it taking three attempts to successfully get the word I want. I swear it's been like this for five years or more. Can we have a better version yet, or at least the old one back?

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