I found this sealed package of string cheese inside an old convention swag bag.
It is rock hard.
Moldly interesting
this post was submitted on 07 Sep 2023
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How does it taste?
Judging by the looks of it, bacon.
Cheese jerky!
It belongs in a museum!
So do you!
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extra sharp
I'm not a paleontologist or anything but I'm pretty sure that's a fossil now. Congratulations!
SNAP INTO A SLIM J- oh. Oh god! What did I eat?!
Quite possibly your last meal.
You know you can't not dissect it now, right? The people (me) want to know if it's the same color all the way through or if it's got rings!
Ooh good call, OP please do this!
I believe you first need to trim the pellicle before you serve up that dry aged cheese.
Nicely aged
Aged to Perfection!
Eat it.
Pungent, with a deep moldy flavor and hints of pit sweat with a smooth slimy finish.
They would eat that shit on the walking dead.
Hot.
Hey! I just ate one of that brand of cheese stick like an hour ago!
Glad I could spare that lil guy from suffering this fate.
I double dog dare you.
You can't convince me this isn't a baguette
Are you sure that's not poo from a severely constipated person?
The result of the no-poop-challenge.
I'm not a paleontologist or anything but I'm pretty sure that's a fossil now. Congratulations!
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It is rock hard.
That's what she said.