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Madame President — Not Madman President in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

My wife doesn't like to be called madame, so I can her mad man. She actually prefers it.

TIL Nintendo coats all of their Switch cartridges with extremely bitter denatonium benzoate to deter children from putting them in their mouths and swallowing them. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I finally tried licking one recently, and it didn't taste like anything

LG monitor asking about ad tracking preferences in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Me the second I read this: FUCK. THAT. 😠

Tinkerers Are Taking Old Redbox Kiosks Home and Reverse Engineering Them in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

The last lending library I saw had some religious discs placed inside them. Expected them to be of the usual Christian variety. Oddly enough, it was actually of some rabbi.

I was under the impression that Judaism wasn't about proselytising. 🤷

Brand recognition in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 25 points 6 months ago (5 children)

Sounds like this brand name needs a new start.

A NEW START... Hmm...

I got it!

ANUSTART!

me_irl in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I wish I had teeth

Rudy Giuliani disbarred in DC after pushing Trump’s false 2020 election claims in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Any minute now...

Pygmy hippo Moo Deng is so adored she may get her own patent in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Just before the pandemic, I was at a restaurant. A couple was sitting next to me.

Woman: (Says something about Fiona)

Man: Who's Fiona?

Woman: (Shocked, disgusted face) You don't KNOW Fiona????

I bet she broke up with him on the spot.

Sometimes the grass is greener in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 36 points 7 months ago (16 children)

Me at the grocery store yesterday: "These cookies look delicious! And they're 90% off!"

Wife: "Those are lactation cookies..."

Me: "I didn't know that was a thing... They still look good though..."

Riding in the car with the windows rolled up and them smoking away. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

That, or you'd get crushed alive since the car wasn't designed to actually protect you...

https://youtu.be/C_r5UJrxcck

Riding in the car with the windows rolled up and them smoking away. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

People like this drive me crazy.

PS5 Pro’s price reveal causes gaming PC retailers in Japan to go all out on competitive deals - AUTOMATON WEST in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 24 points 7 months ago

All that fancy hardware in the pro, and only a handful of games will actually be "enhanced". Otherwise, it "may stabilize or improve the performance of supported PS4 and PS5 games."