Ask Lemmy

Russian national anthem, just to shit in their cheerios.

Hotel California. I refuse to elaborate further.

Since I choose, am I aware of the song being gone afterwards? Can I choose a Beatles song that the world loves and then “write” it and profit from it? (See the movie “Yesterday”.) It’s interesting that a lot of answers are “get rid of the song that I don’t like. Okay, I get that. But! If I’m aware that the song is gone afterwards, I’d choose whatever the most sung religious song is just to see what that affects.

Everyone's ragging on the Christmas retail ambience songs, but at least you can mitigate the risks of hearing those ones by staying the fuck out of shopping malls. My top three:

• Cotton Eye Joe
• Whatever that song is that's basically just "tonight's gonna be a good night" over and over
• Danza Kuduro

Pearl jam last kiss.

I just hate it.

Keep who let the dogs out, keep the witch doctor, toss the last kiss.

Bird is the word, fuck that song and on a similar note, fuck Peter Griffin.

For the sake of that one poor woman, please delete "cbat." It's done enough damage.

Kars 4 Kids.

The goddamn Macarena.

The song that never ends, A paradox will occur wiping out of existence.

The Chicken Dance.

No idea how it's called but the one that goes like "maya hi,maya ho, maya ha, maya ha ha"

I hate that song with a burning passion of thousand suns.

Kokomo. It's just the worst.

That dance monkey song.

The boys are back in town. I never liked the sing to begin with, but when I first started my apprenticeship I was working in a valley that only had a couple of radio stations and the only one I liked was a classic rock station. Apparently one of their DJs loved it though. They would play it every day at the same time, just when I was getting out of work and getting on the highway to head home. It ruined my afternoon for about a week until I realised they were going to play it everyday, and I just started my ride home in silence. It still irritates the shit out of me when I hear it now.

Mr. Brightside by the killers.... fuck that song, fuck that song so much. My hatred of that song extends to everything else the killers do without ever hearing them

Pour Some Sugar On Me. God I hate it so much.

A Kid Rock song and there are so many good candidates I can't decide.

Happy birthday. Just to see what replaces it in NA

Never Gonna Give You Up, aka The Rick Roll.

I got a feeling that tonight's gonna be a good night.

But also so many more.

Rule Brittania would be a good one to rid history of.

Jump, van Halen.

That's a wizard. Anyway I'd be nice to trace back the origin point of rap and get rid of that. I hate that stuff.

Paul McCartney's Christmas song. It's a blight upon all mankind.

American Pie - Don McLean It never goes away.... it's everywhere!

Near, far....whereeeeeeever you are.

Guns and roses' remake of knockin on heavens door. I love Bob Dylan and refuse to let it ruin the original!

Sweet home Alabama

Cuz fuck skynards

'My Heart Will Go On' by Celine Dion

Never gonna give you up

Never gonna get rolled again