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Baldur's Gate 3

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Baldur’s Gate 3 is a story-rich, party-based RPG set in the universe of Dungeons & Dragons, where your choices shape a tale of fellowship and betrayal, survival and sacrifice, and the lure of absolute power. (Website)

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[–] [email protected] 58 points 2 years ago (2 children)

This is what Michael Jackson would have looked like today.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Yep he was already trying to transition into Diana Ross, so the tits would have been a logical step.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I think the real question is why is your fighter wearing padded armor hahahaha. You probably re-classed her.

I haven’t gotten this bug, but I wouldn’t mind getting it.

[–] [email protected] 72 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I turn all my companions into bards in that play through. It makes the game very entertaining. We are a music group on tour.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Holy shit, I think I'm playing balders gate wrong. Thanks for the chuckle and the idea! Lol

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

It isn't "balder's" gate unless they're all hairless.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Henceforth it shall be known 'Barders gate'

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Clearly that explains the nudity then... ;)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

🎶And he walked on down the hall!🎶

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Amazing, I hope you have lots of fun with it. 😋🤣🤣

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Lmao! That's amazing! Everyone singing and beating the shit out of everything, lol

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Why do lizards have nipples?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Holy shit though, they do definitely lay eggs... But having nipples indicates milk... So in this universe, gith milk, or gilk, totally exists...

Side note, they probably need wider hips to lay the eggs, given their size and description... They shouldn't all be so lanky.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

The whole egg laying thing was a deliberate modification to their species though. It's heavily implied that they used to reproduce like most mammals.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Platypuses, also they're modified by mindflayers, so for all we know they were given nipples ...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Maybe they have really flexible pelvises

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

So, a monotreme?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago

Maybe we'll get answers in the dlc.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I think they are more like snake-elf hybrids.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I may have to look again this evening, but if I remember correctly, my dragonborn does have nipples too.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I haven't played yet, but this reminds me of early Cyberpunk 2077 lol

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Oh yeah, it’s a common bug that hs to do with the meshes at whatever exactly they’re using here. Seen it in a bunch of games (usually modded if not always)

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That might be the result of a mod

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If not, then there should be a mod for that.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

There is lmao

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

This is what happens when you install a certain body mod. Assuming that’s what happened, you might be happy to know someone else made a clothing mod that goes with your body mod to fix the clipping.