I'm beginning to wonder if Uttar Pradesh isn't India's Florida.
this post was submitted on 09 Sep 2023
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I hope so. I'm starting to see a pattern in Florida Man's behavior. Typically something to do with fucking alligators, public indecency, and crack or meth. I need some variety.
You should check out Iowa then.
What's "UP man"?
Not much, you?
Uttar Pradesh, it's a province of India
I was thinking upper peninsula, as in Michigan. I wouldn't be surprised if the story was from there.
I was just stepping into the joke that was unintentionalaly set up. But thank you for the genuine response.
It's basically the same thing but in India. Lots of conservative dimwits with too much free time and alcohol.
I'm from Michigan. 'UP' is what we call the upper peninsula. I was very confused for a second
Honestly this isn't that far off base for some of my mom's Yooper relatives, meth is a hell of a drug
Thanks, I interpreted it as “University professor” at first. I stand corrected.
He really looked at his neighbor and decided U don't P :|
Ace Steel just got fired and he’s already back to his old self
Lots to unpack here
how WouLD You liKe iT if a goat WANdERED over aNd bIT You IN ThE Nuts?
dude calm down
chomp
okay I'll tie him up
No one tell me different this is how I imagine it went