BananaPeal

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"I'm doing good. Everything is fine." in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

I first read regrets as Rugrats. Putting that next to pornhub is interesting context.

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Upon a rewatch, the first time you hear them (sh.itjust.works)
 
TIL of the Donner Party who were a group of pioneers including women and children who had to resort to cannibalism after an early snowfall cut off their destination, just one mountain pass over. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Patch Adams helps. https://youtu.be/KmpvNTb3UGc?t=1m4s

TIL that 'asdf' is a proposed replacement data format for astronomical images and other scientific data in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What flavor?

Men Face $1,000 Fine if They 'Discharge Semen' Under New Bill in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

More like a Monty Python.

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Valentine's Hulk (sh.itjust.works)
 
The water in the tub when you take a bath is like a you-flavoured broth or soup in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Me flavored water, 15 cents! Come taste my knees!

I bought my son this fancy perfume he really wanted and it honestly just smells like soap in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

What a coincidence, a game friend was just talking about receiving some high end perfume as a gift from her son and she was disappointed that it smelled like soap.

Cutting the product in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 months ago (9 children)

I usually buy the cheap Fruity Pebbles for my kids, but Walmart has out of them one day so I got the name brand as a treat. Their response? "Dad, please don't buy those again. Dyno Bites are better." I was flabbergasted.

Then again, they don't see cereal ads, don't know who the Flintstones are, but love dinosaurs.

‘Everyone owns the beach’: Australian PM throws shade in cabana debate in c/[email protected]
Right (2025-01-02) in c/[email protected]
Sounds about right. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Looks about right for an Adobe/Microsoft software package.

27 December 2024 in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

Everybody in this thread is arguing about white vs black magic and forgetting that the KKK leader is called the "Grand Wizard" for real. It's the reason for this comic.

Also to the people saying that this implies that black people can only cast black magic. That implies that black magic is bad. I disagree, think Final Fantasy.

Cotylorhynchus, a genus of late Permian synapsids. It's herbivorous and it's huge gut was possibly necessary to digest the nutrient-poor plant life it fed on. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I can picture it now. An Ice Age movie where Sid, Manny, and Diego are hanging around a bar and this chonky boy shows up out of nowhere and makes an outrageous claim. Queue "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" music.

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A "poop butt" and a "shit ass" have completely different meanings, despite the similarity of the words that make them up. (sh.itjust.works)
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Why did Jesus Christ grow up to be such a good person? (sh.itjust.works)
 

Because he was born into a stable home.

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It took me years to realize this (sh.itjust.works)
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Four blades, five nights (sh.itjust.works)
 
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My 7 year old loves to tell people "bite my shiny metal ass" and it's awesome. (sh.itjust.works)
 

Wife and I decided to do another watch through before the new episodes. The 7 year old caught a couple and now he's hooked. His favorites to quote are Bender and Zoidberg. It's especially cute when he goes "wub wub wub!" At the grocery store. I'm so proud.

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Best purchase we've ever made (sh.itjust.works)
 

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