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[–] [email protected] 63 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Kind of clickbait. That’s not why he was arrested. Nor is it why they found him.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago

That's an answer I guess

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Wanted to upvote you, but accidentally clicked the link. Whooops.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

I trie: it said it’s actually very easy to tell, and… hold on a sec, someone’s at the door

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Weird, the Flowers By Irene truck is still outside.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (6 children)

Federal bureau of incompetents. Likely faked all the evidence or snared him in a gotcha. They aren't good people. They don't belong among us.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 5 months ago

Buddy, if this is your reaction to reading a humouristic headline, you need to touch grass.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago

You should probably read beyond the headline

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'm feeling like this account is nothin but a lil troll

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

ACAB, but you can hardly get upset about this case. Of all the shady things the FBI does, this doesn't even register.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Just look for shapes in clouds.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Well that’s one way to know for sure