Dragonstaff

Imma say it. Mr. Burns seems like a bad person to work for.

I don't speak Portuguese. "Our Lady of Penha" sounds...well...I'm making assumptions, let's just say that. (Ladies are ladies, regardless of Penha.)

You would have been terrified? If you're that scared of brown people, that's your own issue.

Context should make it pretty easy. I'd probably guess it's more pro-demon.

3+2+2 = 7

Resident Evil 7: Biohazard

That's exactly what I'd expect a climate change denier to say!

Corporate media is just misinformation and propaganda.

It's off of Netflix already? I just started it

Shiver me timbers, I guess.

Putting a finger in your ass is not gay and neither is pegging. You do you, but if you're scared because you think you'll enjoy it, I'm going to continue to laugh at you.

I'd almost feel bad for straight guys if so many of you weren't such wimps.

What if climate change was caused mostly by this guy cursing the wind...

Is it weird to make a "historians erase gay people in history" joke by erasing where some historian wrote "same sex couple" and changing it to "roommates"?

It really took you 10 paragraphs to not get a joke? Damn, dude.

Prostate orgasms are similar. As a bonus, it's a lot less work than surgery.