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Rule 1 - This is Bikini Bottom Twitter, all posts should be Spongebob related in "(Old-School) Twitter-like" form
Rule 2 - Political posts, as long as it follows rule 1, will be permitted, so long as you behave yourselves.
Bikini Bottom Municipal Code §33-07: Anti-Tankie Ordinance Residents are prohibited from circulating tankie ideology or other authoritarian propaganda on Bikini Bottom Twitter. Offenders will be permanently banned from BPT by the BBPD faster than Plankton is ejected from The Krusty Krab.
Rule 3 - Please no reposts within the last couple days, at least
Rule 4 - All posts should be at least above a "Squirdward-krusty-krab-shift" level of effort
Rule 5 - Be chill, be a Patrick not a squidward.
But wait, if your smartphone is your camera, how did you take this picture?
The Earth is round, so if you photograph straight ahead along the curvature of the planet, you can even photograph yourself from behind.
Flat-Earth theory disproved.
Having phones with cameras in front and back is proof of the flat earth.
not this again
Meta at its finest.
You son of a bitch...
oh, its a crack! crap!
This is very clever and I hate you for it.
I hate this so so much
Motherfucker
Curses, you got me.
made me blow on my screen. Goddamn it!
You guys are blowing your screens? I just swipe it away
I last cleaned my monitor during the Obama administration.