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[–] [email protected] 45 points 5 months ago

If you needed evidence that Trump was going to dismantle our healthcare system, here it is.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

Wow, he looks so excited by this news

[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 months ago

The most embarrassing timeline.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago

Untied Shambles of America

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

lol, 1800 called and wants its "doctors" back :D

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

Hahaha wow. I guess millions of Covid deaths weren't enough.

On the other hand, people will have less trouble finding jobs if a quarter or more of the workforce simply fucking dies from the next pandemic. Maybe that was the plan all along? /s

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I know the media's stopped talking about it, but Trump definitely has dementia, right?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Yes. And he's also very likely to die as a (direct or indirect) result of the choices he's currently making.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Does he have his medical license?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

Hasn't for a decade or more. Hell, for the last several years that he DID, he didn't practice or research, he designed medical devices.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Do you know how hard I had to read the c/ to see which side of the onion I was on for this one? The fuck

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Does he even know how to spell wordpress?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Reality is a meme

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Hey, could be worse, at least he has doctor in the game lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

as a turk, I feel shame