But eventually I got a serious gf and forgot that normal people shut the door while pooping. I can still hear her shriek as she walked by "WE'RE NOT THERE YET!"

[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I hope you still have a serious girlfriend!

[–] Lauchs@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

We became serious friends which was much better for us. (She also wanted, and now has, kids. I didn't and don't.) But I was one her bridesmaids/dude at her wedding.

[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

I’m glad things are better for you!

[–] fraksken@infosec.pub 13 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

"Dude, are you ok?" -- cat probably

Edit:Formatting

[–] RustyShackleford@literature.cafe 12 points 4 months ago

If you sit on the toilet too long, you’ll get hemorrhoids. -Your cat

[–] frosch@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 months ago

Emotional support 👌

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 months ago

She’s so pretty!