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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (5 children)

Serious question: what makes the ‘tackle’ by the security guard NOT assault?

There was no prevention of a crime that would normally warrant force. In most places you have to be asked to leave before it’s trespassing.

That seemed overly aggressive for a first reaction.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago (2 children)

That guy clearly wasn't a security guard. He was the Fashion Police.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You know, it was a serious question but I can’t argue with this answer. Case dismissed.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Oh wow, a doctor and a lawyer!? You should be the first person to ever be disbarred for baselessly suing yourself for malpractice and countersuing for harassment. You'll become a legend.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Are you a fartographer? Where can I smell your work?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Upon the easterly wind, my child; at the early dawn when the dew first begins to settle and my doo begins to drop.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

That tackle was so over the top and unnecessary that it got me suspecting that the whole thing was staged.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

He could've literally just grab his shoulder and point him off the stage, where he was already going. But fashion is serious business, i get it.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Was there more to this video that I didn’t see? I didn’t see any tackle. Just saw the guy getting rushed off the stage.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Did you watch till the end? It wasn't exactly a tackle but he full on got grabbed and carried off stage.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

His mistake was that first look back. I know he was concerned about being tackled, but you need pure unadulterated confidence in situations like that. He had a good strut, but you could tell he was nervous. Had he just owned it, he might have made it all the way down and back.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Probably could've turned it into a deal with someone after it was all over if he'd have just worked it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

A hero. Not a top tier (or even mid tier) hero, but the spirit is there.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Dude needs to work on his walk.