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[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Have you tried steaming eggs. Reduce the water, so it takes less time to come to a boil. The lack of submersion makes no difference to cooking time. Do cover the pot obviously.

Quicker cooking time. I think they make for better eggs too but thats opinion based.

Save water, save time.

[–] iii@mander.xyz 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Might as well go the microwave route if time and water efficiency is the goal.

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I would sooner rip out my throat ❤️

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

You can make scrambled eggs in the microwave in 3 minutes

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This is an acceptable way to eat eggs, though I do not care for it on a personal level.

[–] Hux@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 months ago

I’ve had that as a framed needlepoint above my stove since the war.

[–] Master@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

Always boil 3. Two to eat now and one to eat after now is over.

[–] Plum@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Hard boiled peeled eggs can be stored for up to five days in a ziplock in the refrigerator. You can go wild next time. I wonder if there's a community for that...

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

i personally just put them unpeeled in the fridge and then skip the peeling process entirely when i go to eat them.

instead of peeling them, i smack them on the outside with a spoon to create a crack, then rip the eggs in half. afterwards, i can use the spoon to scoop out the insides of each half. usually takes me way less time than peeling, but im also not very good at peeling

[–] iii@mander.xyz 0 points 3 months ago (3 children)
[–] FourPacketsOfPeanuts@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Because the eggs are unable to open the bag due to lack of opposable thumbs

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

They dont make ziplock boxes

[–] jet@hackertalks.com 1 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Because if they are peeled the oxygen can get in, i'm guessing.

[–] Plum@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

So the whole refrigerator doesn't smell like farty eggs. A jar with a lid works, too.

[–] iii@mander.xyz 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Ah I see. Thanks for explaining. I store them unpeeled, indeed.

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago
[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I would like some boiled eggs :(

[–] Hux@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Please send a self-addressed envelope. It will have to be inside another envelope. But that one should have my address—the one on the outside.

I can’t give you my address, but I’m on one of the continents and via process of elimination, you’ll get it eventually.

It might take a while, so you should probably remind me by including a note that you want the boiled eggs.

It might sound like you would end up sending letters asking for eggs to everyone on earth, but unless I’m the last address you send to, that seems pretty unlikely.

I promise fast boiled-egg shipping once I receive the self-addressed envelope (inside the envelope with my address that arrives at my address). You may need to plan to receive other eggs from other people at other addresses, if they respond to your boiled-egg request attempts.

Apologies in advance, I have a policy of not dealing in hollandaise.

[–] PriorityMotif@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

And as a reminder, USPS first class mail letter rules are:

up to 3.5oz in weight Minimum Size: 3½ inches by 5 inches Maximum Size: 6⅛ inches by 11½ inches Thickness: 0.009 inch to ¼ inch

First-Class Mail Flats (Large Envelopes) rules: Maximum weight: 13 ounces – Additional ounces above one ounce have a separate per ounce price Flats that are for the round-trip mailings of a disc and that weigh up to 2 ounces can be mailed at the postage price of a 1 ounce Flat. Round-trip mailing of a disc is mailing, under specific criteria, from a mailer who expects to receive the disc back from a subscriber. Large Envelopes (Flats) that exceed 13 ounces are mailed at the Priority Mail® rate

Size Requirements: Minimum Size: 6⅛ inches by 11½ inches Maximum Size: 12 inches by 15 inches Thickness: ¼ inch to ¾ inch

You will need to slice the eggs in order to place them in the envelope.

[–] PriorityMotif@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Soft boiled or hard boiled?

[–] Hux@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That’s really up to the eggs…

[–] Godnroc@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Eggs take the wheel.

[–] JeremyHuntQW12@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I always boil one egg or three because I'm embarassed to boil two.

[–] Hux@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 months ago

Just cut one in half before you boil it, so it feels Like you are boiling three, but only using two. And one of them is extra-big, so you should feel really excited—like, “Wow, look at how big this one egg is!”

[–] sevan@lemmy.ca 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I bought an egg cooker a few years ago. It cost about $15 and very quickly steams eggs with great results. The reason I bought it was because I thought it was a good, efficient way to handle smaller batches, but I found that for some reason it doesn't produce the foul egg smell that is typical with boiling eggs.

[–] exasperation@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago

for some reason it doesn't produce the foul egg smell that is typical with boiling eggs

That sulfurous smell is associated with overcooking eggs. Sounds like the device you have doesn't overcook eggs.