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Here Are All the Games That Merrick Garland Played Instead of Doing His Job (hard-drive.net)

submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago

I remember the day I got my highest score on this game. Nobody cheered for me. Nobody clapped. That day was January 6th, 2021 and I’m still upset being ignored like that.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Not the onion, and clearly not up to Onion standards.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago

Not the onion.

Read the sidebar.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

beat himself like a pro. into the dust bin