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[–] [email protected] 91 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

3 hard problems in computer science

  1. Cache invalidation
  2. Naming things 4. Concur
  3. Off by one errors

rency

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago
  1.       User INPUT
    
  2. Sanatization'; DROP TABLE users; --
  3. [email protected]
[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

2 hard problems: Cache invalidation and naming things

DNS brings them together

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago
  1. Concur

For half a second there I thought it was a reference to SAP Concur. But we're talking about hard problems, not impossible ones

[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 months ago (3 children)

I just use the Google password generator. So far no duplicates!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago

Pft, just capture the ISO time that you started writing the variable.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

I'm doing this now

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

lol it’s just a more computational way to generate cryptographically secure, unique variable names, was more of a joke as “here’s the next level” than a true recommendation

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

TABs gang rise up!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Bikeshedding by any other name...