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The police say the Grinch costume enabled the officer to approach the target building as part of seasonal celebrations without being detected by suspects.

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

“He even took the roast beast!”

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

It's all fun and games until gangs start shooting at people in customes because they think they're cops.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

"You legally have to tell me you're a Grinch if I ask you"

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Assigned Grinch At Birth

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That’s not what the Grinch was about.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago

The Grinch was about ruining Christmas. My Christmas would be ruined if my plug got busted.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Those Whos would get more respect if they were cooking meth for Christmas cheer.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Screaming loudly for the police to hear

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

...or hell it just may be the real grinch himself

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Self-aware mfs

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Like something out of The Fugitive and U.S. Marshals.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

All Cops Are Green

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

What is even happening anymore