The fuck?
Buy a small area rug for the front of your bed and move it before bed, then Roll over on your side and cum on the carpet. Problem solved.
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Bro wtf
Easy solution: wake up from the delusion. Its made up.
Does uv light actually do that? I thought they had to spray some stuff to make it actually detect fluids.
Body fluids can be detected just with a UV light yes.
Watch Gordon do it to a gross hotel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQ4ZAZJphx4
The stuff youre talking about where forensic scientists spray stuff, they're spraying Luminol to detect trace amounts of blood because it reacts with the iron in the blood traces and makes it luminescent enough for it to be photographed in a darkened room even without UV.
I know from personal experience that splooge does not fluoresce under uv. Pee does however.
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