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[–] bigboismith@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

How fuckin bad does a toothpaste have to be for 10% of dentists to go "nah bro you shouldn't use this shit"

[–] manny_stillwagon@mander.xyz 9 points 3 months ago

Toothpaste companies give free products to freshly graduated dental students, then ask them if they would recommend it. They get a bunch of "sure, whatever, yeah" replies and boom, "9 out of 10 dentists recommend! We can't say 10 out of 10 because legal says that opens us up to lawsuits."

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 1 points 3 months ago

But you can't show their face on TV. This is fake news.

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Marketing, folks. Marketing.