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[–] [email protected] 73 points 4 months ago (3 children)

If I survived the ending of Google+ these kids can survive their tick tocks closing too

[–] [email protected] 33 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The only reminder of that era is having my full name in my YouTube username.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

I just get around it by using a foreign language name that pronounced similarly to my username.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

There once was this space, and it was mine.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Dayam, I legit forgot about that. Never used it, was locked into FB. Now FB is a ghost city of the occasional lost human and wraiths peddling "suggested for you's"

[–] [email protected] 64 points 4 months ago (3 children)

They posted online in a vain attempt to retain control of the next big platform, because messing with the social structure of the west is of key importance to them.

Don’t take the bait. Is a lie.

I mean Jesus, refugees? What a politically charged word to use lol

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 months ago (2 children)

because messing with the social structure of the west is of key importance to them.

Compared to American companies like Meta and Twitter?

They want us distracted on racial lines so we don't pay attention to the damage they're doing.

China wants us to overthrow our oligarchs because it would result in less American billionaires which makes them relatively wealthier individually.

They don't want good for good reasons. But good for bad reasons still beats bad for bad reasons.

Like, did everyone forget all the talking points about why voting Biden/Kamala was the smart decision?

Right now TikTok is the least evil big social media company, so it makes zero sense to ban them and leave worse up.

For the average American at least, and I doubt your a billion, so I don't know what you're doing...

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago (1 children)

All of social media needs an overhaul, but I promise you that the Chinese don’t want the American society to do well.

The Chinese want very similar social upheaval that the billionaires do, but for different reasons, and mostly worse ones.

Foreign governments don’t care if there’s civil war, they may even desire it.

…… not that there aren’t some western idiots clamouring for the same, both are awful.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

but I promise you that the Chinese don’t want the American society to do well.

They don't want the people running the government to do well, the wealthy oligiachs.

Which is good for the average American. And why TikTok is the only one the American oligarchs keep trying to ban.

This really isn't complicated.

They're doing a good thing for bad reasons.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yeahhhhhhh, disagree that they’re doing a good thing. An American oligarchy works just fine for foreign interests.

The enemy of my enemy is not always my friend

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Oh wow...

This is like denying the French nobility just wanted to fuck over England and insisting they supported America because they agreed with us or thought we made really good pie...

Just a complete detachment from reality with zero willingness to learn.

Have fun, I'm sure as shit not gonna waste anymore time here.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Maybe….. but the evidence suggests I’m right, and you seem to have run out of runway.

Have a nice day.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Oh look! The oligarch president has decided that “by executive order” TikTok should return!

If only one of us could have seen that coming because an American oligarchy suits China just fine.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

What are you even talking about?

Actually please don't answer.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago

Hah! So you want to respond but you don’t want me to? Interesting.

The whole article reads like an advertisement.

I’m fairly certain it is.

The Chinese really like having control over major western social media outlets. They realized the power it gives them, and they’re so terrified by the power social media algorithms have that they released a major statement to all platforms operating in China that the social media algorithms are not to create echo chambers and must abide by a set of rules by June I think?

Yeah the rules they put out showed fear of the power these platforms wield and rightly so.

China is losing TikTok effectively, and they want users to move to the next Chinese platform. This article is an ad for it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

lol holy shit imagine believing this 😂

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago

I call them idiots.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I wish Loops was worth recommending.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago

I wish this kind of content structure would just die.

It’s not enjoyable watching videos with the same structure and style as ads.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Yeah, it has potential but it's still just do buggy.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

this is hilarious. Imma do it too.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

I’m honestly impressed.