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Neuralink Patient's Brain Caught Mining Crypto During Sleep (isglitch.com)

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Brain-Computer Interface Doubles as Unauthorized Digital Mining Rig

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 3 months ago

I hate the fact that I only immediately discounted this as satire because I know Neuralink isn't that far advanced.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

If it was just the title, I would've believed it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (3 children)

There’s no way this can be real…please?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

This community and the site is similar to The Onion. Purely satire.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

"I knew something was up when my dreams started featuring detailed technical analysis of crypto charts," said Rodriguez. "Also, my brain now automatically smashes the like button on every single Elon Musk tweet about cryptocurrency, even at 3 AM when I'm supposedly in REM sleep. Yesterday I woke up to discover I'd somehow given rocket emojis to 147 posts about Dogecoin."

$100% real, totes mcgoats.

By the way, I've been looking for someone interested in buying a bridge.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

For now !

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

The worst part is the coins went to the Neuralink wallet