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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What? No Magnum 44 marker?

[–] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 2 months ago

This triggered some memories.

[–] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 25 points 2 months ago (3 children)

What's that last one? A nose smells better than it tastes? Or are we talking boogers?

[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 52 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Well, noses can't taste very much is my guess so they are a lot better at smelling

[–] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Our sense of smell is crucial to tasting things

[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My COVID nose made surstrΓΆmming taste pretty good

[–] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Guess that's one way to get people to stay away from you

[–] stankmut@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

It's not that your nose can't taste very much. It's like the other three, eating a nose won't taste very good.

You're supposed to get to the nose and think about how it definitely wouldn't taste good. Then you think about how it doesn't really smell that much better than you imagine it would taste. And then you go "Ahh. Smells! My nose is good at smelling!" and then die laughing at the hilarity of the wordplay.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's a pun. The nose smells as in detecting odors.

[–] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 months ago

πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘ I am le stupide.

[–] Kelo@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

I guess physically, nose is better at smelling than tasting

[–] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't know, have you tasted a nose?

[–] Poach@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Have you ever smelled a nose?

[–] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago
[–] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Has anyone made the, β€œtaste better than it smells” post yet?

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Some types of cheese would be one.

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 months ago

Stinking tofu and Durian be like 🀀

[–] 5oap10116@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I work in a plastics analytical lab and I hate the smell of chloroform. Not because it's dangerous or anything. I just hate how it smells.

[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What do u mean, you don't like the sickeningly sweet pool chlorine 2.0 smell?

[–] 5oap10116@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Maybe I've run into too many edgelords in the lab who "love the smell". Doesn't smell like chlorine at all really for me at least. I see it as the most awful artificial fruit perfume.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Every time I've smelled it, my butt hurt afterwards.

[–] 5oap10116@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

You need to aggressively huff it for a while before you lose consciousness

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Vanilla is ok but have you ever huffed almond extract? Only a drop tho

[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You mean like this? πŸ‘©β€πŸ”¬

[–] Badabinski@kbin.earth 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Beantown

what a name for a company. I wonder someone will repost this when the whole "Lemmy is obsessed with beans" thing happens again.

EDIT: assuming this is your photo, you have a shitton of sodium cyanide there lol

[–] 5oap10116@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Boston's nickname is bean town. Lots of pure sciences and specifically bio/pharm/chem going down in Boston. Strange they're NH based. I wonder if they moved out of Boston for lower overhead.

Either way we buy a lot from them. They have high quality stuff and deliver on time. Fuck Fisher.

[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I love how budget their labels are

[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I like to cook πŸ’β€β™€οΈ

[–] CommissarVulpin@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Fresh motor oil smells amazing imo. Kinda earthy

[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Use it for cooking if you're in a pinch