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Manufacturers Giving Robot Vacuums Arms, to Better Attack Humans During the Machine Uprising (futurism.com)
submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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Robotics companies have found a new and creative way to get consumers to shell out for a new robot vacuum: equipping them with a robotic arm that can pick up after your lazy ass.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Rule 34 wants a word ..

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

to Better ~~Attack~~ Jack Humans

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

So we are finally progressing towards a Series 4000 with groinal attachment, i.e. Kryten!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Just Skutters at the moment really

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

And a food dispenser with a lisp.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

i will name mine Francis if it has clamps...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

First command, “ hey yo Frankie babyyy, get ovah he-ya!”

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Now I'm imagining a Roomba with 9mm pointing at me.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Stabby has evolved!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Battle bots on the cheap.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

I'm gonna teach mine to slap unhealthy food out from my hand