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Elon Musk airlifted to the hospital with severe burns after attempting to impregnate a toaster (youtube.com)
submitted 2 months ago by lobut@lemmy.ca to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[–] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 42 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Before seeing this was the Onion, my enthusiasm at the headline diminished precipitously as I read each word past the first few.

[–] lobut@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago

lol yeah I didn't know what to do ... it's already in "The Onion" community, so I thought putting [The Onion] in brackets would be too much.

[–] motor_spirit@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

terribly unfortunate headline for this particular community

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Yeah, had me in the first half.

[–] Shave_MyBeever@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Probably at Vance's house. Inanimate objects just so sexy there.

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago

Don’t. Don’t give me hope.