There is at least one user here in the superposition of being on two tracks at once.
this post was submitted on 27 Jan 2025
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Now how do I get it to drift over everything but teams a and b?
It'll hit the bomb, so teams a and b will be blasted either way :)
I assumed that the bomb would only kill 4.5 million people but all 8 billion are acceptable too, unless the teams a and b happen to be in the blast radius which seems unlikely. To me the area was only referencing the location of the bomb not the train.
Fuck the metro I guess.
why would you wanna kill the programming language commitees.
I like those odds
Quickly move the switch while on track, then hope the paths willl be wide enough to stop the trolley.
deepmind: tr0ll3y m4n r3f3rs t0....
Wait, what does the middle track do?
Same as normal but you chose the status quo rather than having it enforced upon you.
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Am I also in range of the nuclear bomb, or am I safe? Unclear as the image doesn't specify if it is drawn to scale or not. Also which direction are the tracks currently pointing.
my family is dying and i dont like it, atleast get me on the tracks with them, would not be able to live with the guilt anyway
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