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[โ€“] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago

I bought a table saw last year so I could start doing wood working. Yep it makes a good table.

[โ€“] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago

I'm happy she's using her PPE and a helper tool for the table saw. Good job ๐Ÿ‘

[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

What is that, a guillotine for.... oh. oh no.

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Killing the rich and the king?

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ok. I was thrown off by the waist-height and suspiciously small neck hole.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

I mean, you don't usually place someone in a guillotine as they're standing upright

[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

That escalated quickly...

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I just made a tiny baseball bat.

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

To squash the bourgeoisie!

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

And the tiny one is for breaking the knee caps of the ownership class!

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

"How to build a bomb..."

"... in Minecraft"

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Can we talk about this? Because, it's 2025 now.

You could easily take that table saw and incorporate it into the design.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Sounds a lot bloodier and more painful. I'd like to think what separates us from the wealth hoarders is our compassion and empathy.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

At that size it's either for children, hands or penises.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

You certainly think highly about yourself, sir.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

The best thing about making a guillotine is that you learn woodworking AND blacksmithing. Gotta make sure that blade is up to standard.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Don't stick your dick in that. Don't.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I believe suicide is not the answer guys. If you can't handle being away from social media, remember there is people out there who survive, nay, thrive without it. Also, there are more healthy ways to socialize, you don't have to kill yourself lmao ๐Ÿคฃ

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

If you thought this was promoting suicide, you either don't understand the connotation of a guillotine, or have been living under a rock for... the last hundred years