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[–] [email protected] 59 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I think he should hear the chimp out.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (3 children)

In the law of the jungle ... if one chimp wants to try to horde 100 bananas and not share them, all the other chimps will attack the one greedy chimp and take all the bananas.

As intelligent humans, we've allowed a few chimps in our global community to horde a banana pile the size of mount everest and that's perfectly normal to us.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Please stop relating everything back to politics.

[–] RedditRefugee69 4 points 2 months ago

Said the person in the waning days of the collapse of civilization as they know it due to problems caused by politics.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Kinda sounds like the opening to a hominid Law & Order show

In the law of the jungle … if one chimp wants to try to horde 100 bananas and not share them, all the other chimps will attack the one greedy chimp and take all the bananas.

These are their stories. dun dun

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Lol .... I also thought of it as Farside comic panel

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

To be fair, most people don't see that pile in their day to day.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

GET UP COME ON DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Apes together... (beats chest)
Strong

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

That's an ape!

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Whenever I feel powerless, I remember the wise words of my ancient ancestors:

"Ooo eee ooo ahh ahh, ting tang walla walla bingbang."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Were your ancestors some chipmunks?

https://youtu.be/cmjrTcYMqBM

Or the Danish gadget pop formation 'the cartoons'?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZNYyrbACLs

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

i dunno that monkey makes a good point

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wait you don't have to worry about Lions and Wolves eating your wife? You are winning!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I would be terrified to live in a place where wolves and lions share a hunting ground.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I was thinking sabretooth lions since they'd be likely to share similar territory as wolves. Good thing they went extinct

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Just went down a rabbit hole about sabertooth lions, tigers and inevitably got to the Smilodon. What a kitty.

They supposedly had stocky, well muscled proportions.