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Pro tip: add a bead of glue when assembling furniture, it’ll hold up way better

That episode was actually based on a real event from 2004

Well if we turned earth into heaven, then there would be no reason for anyone to convert, duh

She didn’t have a valid visa, she was trying to get it renewed.

In the article she explains her lawyer was in San Diego.

lol, the screen shot where it’s “stuck in a cave” isn’t a cave, it’s those ledges before mt moon where twitch plays Pokémon kept getting stuck too.

That’s not what the article says. She had a valid visa, but was denied entry and the visa revoked because they thought it was “shady” that the visa had been approved after an initial denial. Later, after getting a new job in the states, she flew to Mexico to go to the San Diego immigration office to re-apply since that’s where she had applied before.

It is, but Element is still the "Gold standard" Matrix client and the most popular. And if you're going to create a brand new chat protocol, you should make sure that your flagship client measures up to the competition.

It’s the same issue, the car not being able to detect a solid object in front of it because of an optical illusion

Pretty sure they get thrown in jail now smuggling eggs or not

I thlamed my penith in the car door

Yeah, it was essentially England, people just like to say it was Canada. We didn’t even become a country until 1867