Tesla Swasticars Model SS
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The GPS voice is Hitler screaming and yelling directions at you in German
Nah, they made the voice speak english with a German accent, but it keeps messing up the directions in roundabouts.
For some reason the GPS gets confused when directing you to take the third exit in a roundabout and keeps saying: "Take the third reich"
It can't turn left… that's why it has you take the third Reich.
And the indicators are a physical arm that repeatedly sticks straight out in a gesture similar to a Roman salute.
The orange engine light that alerts you to engine trouble is a star of david.
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The Founders Edition is a limited production run of only the first 88 units built
Edit: and it comes in 14 package variants, naturally
Shitty cars, shitty company, ketamine addled fascist prick owner.
Still no “Full Self Driving” after claiming “soon” back in 2015…
I mean, the model 3 and Y would be great cars if it weren't for Elon. Tesla, SpaceX, and the whole world would be much better off without him.
Edit: also I'm not talking about FSD, I think it's bullshit and will continue to be bullshit for the foreseeable future. I like to drive my car.
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if he kept his promise of self driving and an economy model we would all be very uncomfortable right about now.
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Elon Musk isn't a Nazi, FFS.
... Nazis could make cars.
Ah, he's the Elonazi of cars.
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Do they come in reich hand drive?
NGL, that AI generated cyber truck looks far better than the real deal
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I'm swastisure he doesn't give a fuck. This is peak slacktivism, on par with sharing a meaningless chain post on Facebook.
This leads to a "I don't even know who you are..." moment in OP's grand future confrontation with elon.
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Fair. I’ll stop calling Swastikars Swastikars, or was it Swasticars? I think it’s Swastikars.
Anyway, someone cooked up the word Hakencruisers and I really loved it.
Wankpanzer is pretty good too.
Better, I'd imagine.
"Oh, here comes a hakencruiser..."
"A hack and what?"
Versus "look at that fucking wankpanzer. Fucking wanker." Can't go much simpler than that.
There are stickers as well. Absolutely don't put them on swasticars.
Do be careful, those vehicles are covered in cameras. Arnt dystopias fun! /s
Oh man on the paint? That's just rude.
On a cyber truck or late model year...sure. But the ones that bought new before it was obvious how much of a shitheel Musk is...back when the Tesla stood apart as the electric car? Leave those guys alone. Or at least just inconvenience them by putting it on glass.
This is the vehicle anonymous men in black suits use take you away in, like, every dystopian movie and video game ever.
Is it specifically the cybertruck people are calling swastikars, or is it all tesla cars?
All of them. The cybertruck is just the dumb swasticar.
Who has Elon growing a toothbrush mustache on their bingo cards?
A musktache if you will.
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The Nazis didn't use the 'Swastika' per se, they used a specific type of swastika called the hooked cross or hakenkreuz. Calling the Nazi cross a swastika brings confusion and disrespects many cultures where the symbol has a meaning diametrically opposite to that of nazi ideology.
In english the Hakenkreuz was always called swastika. That's the common usage and calling that wrong is pretty pointless.
This really is not a "well, actually..." situation.
Indeed. Most people don't know what a real Swastika is because of Nazi fuckheads. They don't deserve to be able to continue using the term.
So yes that is all true.
However, the mental link of the name "Swastika" with the Nazis has had 90 years of reinforcement in popular culture.
If you want to perpetuate a meme that annoys Elon and damages the Tesla brand (because I think they still spend $0 on marketing) then:
- "Swasticars" is a very good phrase because it's a portmanteau and everyone (in WEIRD nations) can work it out, have a little giggle, and then spread it as a meme.
- Explaining that it's technically incorrect by going "well actually... (Pushes glasses up)" is not going to help spread the meme and is just being a bit pedantic.
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Interesting that swatsicars didn't show up in Google searches. I guess we have to keep searching Google.
Is it ok to print Swasticar stickers and stick them on Tesla's parked on the street?
Ugh.. please reconsider. Many of us bought model 3/Ys years ago because they were a viable option to ditch gas vehicles. It’s bad enough that I’m stuck with this car for a while longer, I really don’t need it getting vandalized making people think I’m a fucking fascist.
They make bumper stickers that say "I bought this before I knew Elon was a fascist", if that helps
Yes but if I put that on my car then the group more well known for vandalizing cars will want to vandalize it.
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Wear a mask so Elon's spy camera network doesn't ID.
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