yesman

Basically to be anti-work would be to wish to remain asleep and unaware.

The right only offers three choices, take the red-pill and be racist, take the black-pill and hate women, or take the NyQuil and sleep like the dead.

This is dumb. If you don't have any balls, how can you pee?

Just use a contraband cellphone. That gives you access to powerful encryption.

Hamburger Helper is one of the biggest rip-offs in the grocery. You get what? $0.50 of noodles and $0.15 of spices? You have to provide the beef and the milk.

I was a sucker for years buying those salad dressing packets before I figured out how to make my own.

It's like every business is out to rob you if you're not paying attention.

Ima keep this in my back pocket for when chuds ask: "why do we need black history"?

Stupid people destroy society? That's not Dietrich Bonhoeffer, that's Charles Murray. "Stupid people ruin society" is the "problem" to which Eugenics is the solution.

The purpose of humane executions is to relieve pain and discomfort to capital punishment supporters. It's not a worthy goal.

If you oppose capital punishment, then you should prefer the most horrific and cruel methods because that at least forces the public to face the cruelty done in their name.

If Presidents are allowed to declassify documents with their mind, why cant they pardon with autopen?

After watching the latest Atun-Shei video, I'm using burger instead of bourgeois from now on.

Like many people of a certain age, I feel like I owe Monica Lewinsky an apology.

We learned about a study in Psych class where the researchers asked elementary school students what their favorite activity was. Drawing was the popular answer. So the researchers paid the kids $8/hr (even 6yo get better than Min wage) to draw. Then they would poll them again about their favorite activities. Guess what was on the bottom?