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https://buddycarter.house.gov/news/documentsingle.aspx?DocumentID=15398

Rep. Earl L. “Buddy” Carter (R-GA) released the following statement today after introducing a bill authorizing President Trump to acquire Greenland and renaming it Red, White, and Blueland:

“America is back and will soon be bigger than ever with the addition of Red, White, and Blueland. President Trump has correctly identified the purchase of what is now Greenland as a national security priority, and we will proudly welcome its people to join the freest nation to ever exist when our Negotiator-in-Chief inks this monumental deal.”

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

Thankfully, the dipshit, Buddy, is not related to former President Jimmy Carter.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

What is he doing or plotting that is so brutal as to create such a smokescreen?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

I'm not saying this as a joke, but I recently saw the movie Greenland and I'm confident this is all happening because he watched it.

mild spoilers

Main character is a man from his demographic. A presidential message is what's supposed to save people. Greenland is where people go for safety. Main character cheated on his wife but it's ok because he saved his family.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He saved his family, but boy did he fuck over a lot of people to get there. A lot more people could have been saved had he not been such a massive asshole throughout the movie. I'm still not sure if that was the intent on the character's portrayal, but towards the end I was actively rooting for him to fail.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Careful, his idiot followers are going to believe this 4200%

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Those colors don't even make green you morons

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Can we all just start chanting "Eggs" whenever he tries to talk from now on? I'd like that.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I know this is all a distraction so they can do even more fucked up shit, but this is next level stupid. My nephew could come up with something better.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I hate this fucking country and I'm going to either get out or go off-grid as soon as I can muster it financially

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Are google and Apple gonna go along with this as well?

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

This is a kind of thing that a Metal Gear villain would pull.

Where's the cyborg twink Raiden to stop this? Or Snake. Or anyone else. Even Machine Gun Kid would suffice (Kid With A Mere AR15 missed by a lot).

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Orangeland.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

"is to be given" is the wrong case to use, the bill is in committee. "Would be given" would be better to say.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Fuck us all forever.

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